But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
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There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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