I hope mine doesn't look like that
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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