Duck Duck Cougar?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
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You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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