oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
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We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
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