so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Randomize
