So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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