He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
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You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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