All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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