Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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