Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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