Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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