some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
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My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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