i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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