just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
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I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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