i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
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Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
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We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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