what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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