You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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