Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Come on in and take your pants off
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