i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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