oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
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