Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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