im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Do vagina's smell?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Randomize
