you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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