with your own penis?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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