My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
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This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
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Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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