Acid is not a monday night drug
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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