I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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