We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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