I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
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So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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