i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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