you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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