I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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