4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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