i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
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When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
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I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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