If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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