marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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