I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
