Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I know her cup size but not her name....
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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