is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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