should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
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Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
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pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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