I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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