Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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