I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
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I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
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after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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