When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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