can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
