I just made out with a guy for $7.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize