Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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