you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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