found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
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Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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