No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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