Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Randomize