omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
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I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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