Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
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She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I didn't notice because vodka
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
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i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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