omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
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It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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