did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
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You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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