so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
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