why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
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Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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